IT'S TIME FOR MORE COWBELL!
It's been 24-months since we last rang the cowbell to open an FBomb Breakfast Club meeting. Since we've seen each other in person. Side-hugged and clinked glasses. It's time.
So we've partnered with the exceptionally badass and ever awesome Armoire to throw a coming out party like never before. And we aren't even making you get up early for this one.
Here's what to expect:
- A high-vibe yet low-key where the hell have you been?
- Gratuitous high-fiving and elbow bumping
- Champagne and alcohol-free bubbles
- Sweet and savory nibbles
- Cussing, lots of cussing
- Crying, lots of cathartic crying
- Quality time with a personal stylist, if you want it!
- An insiders peek into Armoire's pandemic success story
Plus, a few surprises and announcements. Discounts and specials on Armoire fashion! And lots and lots of cowbell.
Feeling awkward? Haven't brushed off those networking skills in a while? We've got you. Whether this is a family reunion for you or your first time meeting us in person. Whether you're showing up in guacamole-stained pajamas or your best ball gown. Even if you have to write your name on the palm of your hand so you don't forget. WE'VE GOT YOU. Just get your ass here.
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PLEASE READ THESE IMPORTANT NOTES ON SAFETY:
- We love each other in this community. And one way we show that love is by looking out for each other. Please take a Covid-19 test within 24-hours of the party to reduce the risk of inadvertently spreading the virus. If you're positive, whether or not you have symptoms, please sit this one out.
- This party is at Armoire in Pioneer Square in Seattle. Things have been tough in Pioneer Square since we've been gone. We feel it's a safe location for this party, and that coming back is the best way to help the neighborhood recover. If you're feeling uncomfortable, we recommend coming by rideshare, coming in pairs, or parking in the building garage. Watch your reminder emails for more details.
REFUND POLICY
The FBomb Breakfast Club will only consider refunds related to COVID-19. Refunds will be approved on a case by case basis.
